LVT and Cigarettes : An Absurd but True Connection

I don't smoke cigarettes on a regular basis. I've had 1 clove, one drag, and 3 cigars in my entire life - and the clove was at the bar on the last day before the smoking ban went into effect. Do I appreciate smelling like smoke when I get home from the bar such that I have to take a shower before I go to bed? No. 
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What a bar SHOULD look like.
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The travesty that happens after smoking is banned in bars. This isn't TGIFridays goddammit.